So Julian comes in my house, after helping his mom catch the cat he let escape (that Philip!). As he's walking in I catch him saying, "Now you're gonna poop and do pipis on yourself." And he's cracking up and his mom's laughing, too. I ask him what the joke was all about and he says, "My mom has wedgie calzones."
-"Wedgie calzones? She's got a wedgie?"
-"No, the underwears are wedgie calzones cause they stick in your butt and you gotta pull it out."
I realize he's talking about a thong. His mom's wearing a thong! I ask him if he prefers 'wedgie calzones' or regular underwear and he says, "Wedgie calzones because they go in your butt and you have to pull them out."
He finds this tidbit amazing, not the fact that they're sexier! He's cute.
