If I were you . . .

I took Nadia to piano yesterday and she just wasn't feeling it. I had to apologize to her instructor and leave without taking the class. On the way back home she tried to have a conversation with me, and since I was still so upset by her obnoxious behavior I told her, "Nadia, if I were you I'd be quiet right now." What does the little one say to that?

"If you were me YOU'D be the one in trouble and YOUR brain would be doing naughty things."

No comments. No answer to that.

The Nuclear Family

While visiting our single (and lesbian) friend and her 2 children Nadia asks her, "Where is the dad that goes here?"
Our friend graciously answers,"No dad here, girl! We don't need one!" And she's right, our friend does a wonderful job raising her 2 girls on her own.